I'll Be Your Chauffeur (Original Version) -- David J.

I'll be your chauffeur
Drive you to a distant shore
Fill the tank with gas and dreams
Follow signs and semaphore signals
'Till we reach that place
A better place
Misplaced and lost for a millenium
Then found

I'll be your chauffeur
The go-fer who will fetch 'n' carry you home
So curl up on this mobile sofa
We'll orbit strange moons and constellations unknown
We'll go to that place
That perfect place
The place you thought you'd lost
Can now be found

I'll be your chauffeur
No diversion shall deter
I'll wear the uniform
The engine will purr as if metal were fur
And when we reach that place
Our original place
Then we shall stay in our Eden restored

I'll check the water
I'll take the wheel
I'll jump a red light

I'll check the water
I'll take the wheel
I'll jump a red light
If that's how you feel

I'll be your chauffeur
No destination is too far
We'll turn the mileage
The payment we shall disregard
And we will leave this place
For another place
A ticker tape welcome
Awaits us in the stars

I'll check the water
I'll take the wheel
I'll jump a red light
If that's how you feel

I'll be your chauffeur, yeah
I'll be your chauffeur, yeah
I'll be your chauffeur, yeah
I'll be your chauffeur, ye